Why husbands avoid questions!
WIFE:What would you do if i died?
Would you get married again?
Husband:No...
Wife-Why not?Don't you like being married?
Husband:Of course i do.
Wife:Then why wouldn't you remarry?
Husband:Ok, ok, i'd get married again...
Wife:Would you live in our house with yournew Wife...?
Husband:Yes, it's a great house.
Wife:Would you let her drive my car ?
Husband:Yes, its almost new, dear .
Wife:Would you give her my jewelry?
Husband:No..I am sure she would want her own..
Wife:Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband:No, her size is '5'
Wife:--silence-
Husband:'shiiit'...!!!
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